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Totally

/TOH-tuh-lee/

adverb

Completely, entirely, without reservation. The verbal equivalent of underlining, bolding, AND highlighting something. Often used to intensify whatever follows it, transforming a mild statement into a declaration. "Forked" is a condition. "TOTALLY forked" is a lifestyle. The word does no work on its own but amplifies everything it touches, like a subwoofer for adjectives.

Origin: From Medieval Latin totalis, from Latin totus, "whole, entire." Has been used as an intensifier since the 1700s, but reached peak deployment in the 1980s California surf/valley culture, where "totally" became roughly 15% of all spoken English. "Totally" survived the '80s, the '90s, and the internet. It's not going anywhere. It's TOTALLY here to stay.

Usage: "How forked are you?" "Totally." "On a scale of—" "TOTALLY."

Forked

/forkt/

adjective / past participle

1. Divided into two or more branches, as in a forked road or a forked tongue. 2. Having been acted upon by a fork, as in food being forked onto a plate. 3. [COLLOQUIAL] A family-friendly phonetic neighbor of an entirely different word that everyone immediately thinks of, which is why you're smiling right now. This domain exploits definition #3 while maintaining the plausible deniability of definitions #1 and #2. You're welcome.

Origin: From Latin furca, "pitchfork, forked stake." The fork itself has been around since ancient Rome, but the word's secondary... implications... are a much more recent cultural development. The beauty of "forked" is that it's simultaneously innocent and loaded, like a Pixar movie joke that only adults catch.

Usage: "Nice domain name." "Thanks, it's about forks." "Is it though?" "...Totally."

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